Dear My iTunes,
I understand that it is my fault that I have 8,041 songs (21.5 days worth) and that I’ve set them all to shuffle therefore they play in a random, nonconsecutive order. But when you’re in a good mood and playing me some Mumford & Sons, Angus & Julia Stone and Radiohead back to back, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t bust out Lil Wayne’s “Best Rapper...
Sarcasm at it's Best.
Dad: You should take a class on the Civil War!
Me: I'd rather stab my eyes out with a dull knife... in that Civil War class.
Dad: Well you didn't stab your ears out, so you'd still learn something.